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In paintings of Adam and Eve, they are shown to have navels. This would be physically impossible as they were not born in the conventional manner. One night, Adam was woken up by Eve, who was prodding his chest. 'What's going on' he enquired. She replied 'I'm counting your ribs to check that you haven't been seeing someone else'.
 

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Nope, can't see it. Am I looking for a picture or a name. I can see some patterns in the dots, but nothing I can determine.
I wonder if having a young cataract affects it?
 

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Nope, can't see it. Am I looking for a picture or a name. I can see some patterns in the dots, but nothing I can determine.
I wonder if having a young cataract affects it?
If you are looking AT the picture you wont see it. You need to stare at it so it goes out of focus. Try looking at something behind the screen, in your peripheral vision you can see the picture out of focus, move your head back to the picture but dont focus on it. It takes a little practice but you should see a shark in 3D. Good luck
 

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There are more on utube. Search magic pictures and while you are there have a look at the dancing migs.
 

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I shop-lifted 5 Viagra yesterday and ate them in one go to hide the evidence. Now I'm a hardened criminal.
 
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Actually Bryetian, that was my downfall. I was asked to volunteer to take part in an identity parade and agreed as I thought I'd get away with it. It was going well until the PC in charge asked the spinterish pharmaceutical assistant if she could identify the thief. She looked nonplussed and somewhat bewildered by the question, but unfortunately she was in front of me when she said 'Ooh, that's a hard one'.
 

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In paintings of Adam and Eve, they are shown to have navels. This would be physically impossible as they were not born in the conventional manner. One night, Adam was woken up by Eve, who was prodding his chest. 'What's going on' he enquired. She replied 'I'm counting your ribs to check that you haven't been seeing someone else'.
Adam in the Garden of Eden. “God, I’m lonely, can I have a friend? A woman, tall, blonde, big boobs ...”. “Blimey Adam, a woman like that would cost you an arm and a leg”. “OK, what can I get for a rib?”
 

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Welcome back Bob. May your health match your humour - rude! Yesterday I polished the car and today a bird pooed on it in Sainsbury's car park. (True). I'm not taking her out again!
 

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We could stock it with loo rolls, baked beans and beer, then use it for as isolation area, whoops forgot alcohol hand gel (must be at least 60%). If we ran out of beer we could eat the hand gel ?
 
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