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I was in Sainsbury’s car park yesterday when I found a twenty pound note. ‘What would Jesus do’ said my conscience. Obvious really - I turned it into wine.
 

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I’m not sure how to read that....one way it’s perverted and the other way it is seriously perverted.
Well, he could have said, "Give the dog a bone and maybe it will let you." o_O
 

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I was in Sainsbury’s car park yesterday when I found a twenty pound note. ‘What would Jesus do’ said my conscience. Obvious really - I turned it into wine.
I found a fiver in The Range when getting stuff from Iceland in there last week, like your idea though.
 

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The following post is a censored version of an old joke, with the key words rare skunk, two friends, airport, knickers and smuggling.
I told a friend that Rosie slept on the bed with us. What about the smell? She'll get used to it.
 

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Why would a nymphomaniac wear knickers?
 

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To keep her ankles warm:D
 
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